college student. coffee addict. flamin' hots fiend. mad men & the office enthusiast. art appreciator. shopaholic. makeup fanatic. adventurer.
(currently in love)
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.